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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You are pretty,
But she's prettier than you!


Tulips are pink,
Daisies are white.
Don't worry too much,
You'll soon see the light!

(Why do I have to see the light?? -_-|||)

My heart is broken,
My eyes are red.
You broke your promise,
Let's no longer stead.


After four years,
My debt has been paid.
When in the world,
Did I ever say "stead"?

Back in 2000,
I asked for your hand.
Now you've eloped
With some other man!


Eloped I did,
Deep in the night.
Off running away,
With some better knight!

Where are thou scoundrel
Who stole me lady's heart?
I'll pound ye meat into groundnuts
And kick thy nasty butt!


How dare thou be jealous,
Thou has never treated me right.
Get thy hands off before
I scrunch your neck up tight!

What happened to those times we had,
Beneath the starry sky?
We had so much in common,
Then you started to lie.


Forget all those memories,
Wipe them from your mind.
Everything then was just a dream,
Just a waste of time.

Alas, your face lingers in my mind
Although you smell like swine.
Your smile will always be etched in my heart
The look of which, too divine.


Worry not, my 'beloved',
Yours will be too.
I'll always think of your face,
When I'm in the loo.

Thinking back on that fateful day
When I held your hand and asked you to stay,
You shyly nodded, now you deny
I shall dearly make you pay!


And what be the price, my friend,
What do you say?
I'll pay it all to you,
With the eggs my hens will lay.

How cheap can you get?
Am I only worth that?!
Get out that skinny scoundrel
We'll see who's more man! (Er hem, to be exact!)


Now don't go ruining
This precious lad I've found.
I swear I'll pay you everything
And kneel before you on the ground!

No, never!
What be his name?
How can I lose to him?
It's driving me insane!


Would a trip to the hospital
Soothe your pain?
Or a trip outside,
To dance in the rain?

Oh, take me back, fair lady,
Only you can take away the pain.
Without you here by my side,
My life won't ever be the same.


Take you back, you crazy fool?!
How many times must I say?
I've found the one I love
So off with you today!

My eyes, blinded by fury,
As jealousy courses through my veins.
I shall win your heart from your so-called "love"
And slay him with a saw-chain.


You crazy, cruel, murderous fool,
What really runs through your head?
Can't you just accept the fact that
No one wants to be your stead?

I'll find some other woman,
Although I'll still love you,
If you ever change your mind,
Call me at 6222.


I tried the other day,
Just to tell you I'm sorry.
But the operator told me it was a wrong number,
And asked "Have you taken poppy?"

Must have been my brothers,
Please do not blame them.
They were merely obeying my orders.
Have you ever taken Chem?


Yes, I Have but isn't that
A weird little story bend?
Ah wells, since this is getting nowhere,
Goodbye and the end!
:iconl0stwhispers:
I did this long poem with Claire, a close friend of mine. I've known her for four years, so we've terribly close. Well, not close-close, but good-close. :o

Anyway, we did this together, with her writing a stanza, then me continuing with another and her with another and so on. Her stanzas are in Italics, so it's easier for you to differentiate. =) Enjoy!

It doesn't really make sense, but hey, it rhymes!! Lol! We did this in class, and phew, good thing the teacher didn't discover it. Hehe! XD

*** Stead : Going steady... erm... in a love relationship. So yea. ^^
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~mircpoet Oct 13, 2004   Photographer
:lol: this is a very funny poem indeed :D I especially liked this stanzas:

Alas, your face lingers in my mind
Although you smell like swine.
Your smile will always be etched in my heart
The look of which, too divine.

Worry not, my 'beloved',
Yours will be too.
I'll always think of your face,
When I'm in the loo.


:P
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~l0stwhispers Oct 14, 2004  Hobbyist Writer
Lol! XD Thanks! =D Hehe! And well.. I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with "too"... except the usual "you". Lol! And she couldn't either with "swine" and "divine" d'oh! =D
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~mircpoet Oct 15, 2004   Photographer
:D well, the results are very funny and nice too ;) I wouldn't alter them if I were you :)
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Nice! I love it; sometimes funny, sometimes serious. This is really cute, I like it a lot!
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~l0stwhispers Oct 14, 2004  Hobbyist Writer
=D Thanks! :hug: Hehe! We were just fooling around... =X Hehe!
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